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Monday, December 17, 2007

Camels illusion




Look closely the camels are not the black ones! Infact the black ones are shadows of camels!!!

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[jokes] Computer Tech Support Calls...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?



Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.



Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....





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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female custome r: A white one...



Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer : Your left or my left?





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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer : Hello... I can't print.



Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...

Customer : Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.





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Customer : Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...





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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Tech support: Do you have a color printer?



Customer: Aaaah....... ......... ....thank you.





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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.





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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?



Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back



Customer: OK



Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes



Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...





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Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?





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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?



Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?



Customer: Five stars.





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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.



Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.





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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.





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Tech support: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.



Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?





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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support: Are you running it under windows?



Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."





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And last but not least...





Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"

Customer: I don't have a P.



Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: What do you mean?



Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

how to make sure that google crawls your site

To make sure the google and other search engines crawles your site one has to make an effort.

Make you site search engines friendly.

1. Make sure that you site have no Question Marks in urls.
2. You title tag in as meanfully, relative as possible.

Make search engines find you site.

1. Go to famous blogs and news sites. search engines crawls them regularly and evetualy crawls any new website link they find there.
2. Add comments and blogs on these site.


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Shell Command - Remove SVN Folders

The Subversion source control client maintains your local state in hidden folders named .svn inside your project, which can be a problem if you want to copy or share the project directory. This REG file adds "Delete SVN Folders" to the context menu for folders. When you select it, it removes all folders named .svn inside the folder and it's children (it does nothing if the project's not under Subversion source control.

I'm not going to bother explaining reg file installation here - I figure if you're using SVN, you're good with reg files.

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Classes\Folder\shell\DeleteSVN]
@="Delete SVN Folders"

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Classes\Folder\shell\DeleteSVN\command]
@="cmd.exe /c \"TITLE Removing SVN Folders in %1 && COLOR 9A && FOR /r \"%1\" %%f IN (.svn) DO RD /s /q \"%%f\" \""

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